A man was shopping in the middle of Chinatown, when he comes across a strangely named store, "Conrad Schlitzberg".
The man now being curious, walks in, finds the owner, and asks, why the store was named Conrad Schlitzberg.
The old Chinese man says, "Ooh, dat iz my name."
"WOW, what a strange name for a man from China, how did you get that name?"
"Ooh, several yearz zee ago I come to America and stand in line to be a citizen. There waz a German man who's name was Conrad Schlitzberg. When I went up to the window, the lady asked my name and I tell her, Sem Ting.